who- a confused child of God, that is trying to figure out what happened to the old days when it was considered SEXY as hell to show an elbow or an ankle.
what- the law of diminishing returns
when- 4:52 pm
where- in my room….
pardon me for the irateness that is about to come out in this blog but DAMN… -this is a 911 blog- i done heard it all y-all. i mean i am so serious when i tell you that people are WILD as hell!!! do you hear me?? WILD.
so let me tell you about THIS shit. keep in mind that this whole story happened in the span of 3 days.
a very good friend of mine, we will call her super.sex [tell you why later], came across some brand new shit. boooy i tell YOU. she randomly met a guy at an industry event and initially brushed him off. *HOLD UP* the only way to really get to the point is the short version.
ready?
they met. exchanged e-mail addys, he romanced her with some of the most beautiful language either one of us has EVER read, i mean he came on STRONG and with his A game on tight, insisted she fly 8 hours to see him, the more she politely resisted- the harder he got.
and i mean that literally. o yeah- he told her aaaaall about it and included info on how he took care of it on the SOLO tip the night before.
it started getting too hot for e-mail so they finally got offline and spoke on the phone.
he got even harder. and she liked the shit too. after all, she is super.sex right? riiiiiiiight.
then came more sweet words that described things about her that she didn’t even know existed!
she was turned on so much at this point, that she was actually considering taking that flight. which leads me to her nick name ’super.sex’- to explain how sexual and NASTY this girl is. she has been accused time and time again of oozing sex just for NO reason. [but that wasn't enough for old boy - o NOOOOOOO]
okay so here comes the kicker. in all his clarity and honesty, he proceed to tell her that not only does he insist that she travel for 8 hours to see him, BUT he also insists that they partake in anal sex complete with a very nice [and cheap] semen facial. [yeah u read that right] because that is what he ‘desires’
*faints*
what in theeee samHELL??????? ok. now i know he has the gift of word usage and shit but DAMN, is that all it takes these days to bang somebody’s back out, fukk them in the ass, AND conclude it with a facial???????????? are u people JOKING???? oh -hell-to-the-naw…..
thats just NASTY. i’m sorry. i mean come ON people…. i am a very liberated child and i DO believe in pure unadulterated LUST… buterrrummmmmmmmmmmm sweetie….baby… honey-bunches-of-oats…. just because you have a somewhat extended vocabulary, pretty brown skin, a record deal, and clever ways, does not [i repeat- does NOT] mean you are a shoo-in for the ultimate pornographic experience…. not with super.sex.. honey.
what’s really deep is that its purely a power thing. he [for real] couldn’t take all of her sexuality just existing out there and not being somehow possessed [and ultimately disrespected/minimized] by him. people are funny like that. they like something ONLY if it can be theirs… well honey- i got news.
SHIT! can we at least be under the ILLUSION that we are being courted??? how can you say such delicate words of admiration- just to finish it off with “nah- baby, if i can’t TAKE the ass and treat you like a loveslavewhore, this isn’t gonna work.”
woooooooooooow.
thats deep.
all that good talkin’….. and now look: it’s just him + his hand.
poetic justice indeed.
sing it to ‘em PINK.
Anonymous
Comment made on April 20, 2008 @ 1:13 am
LMAO especially at ”honey bunches of oats”I totally would use that if there were no possibility of me looking ”funny”But ewww ur homie came across a manwhore.LMAO.And triple ewww to dude.
You totally made me feel like starting my own blog now.I must share the exploits/antics of the Londoners.I totally miss being home in NJ.and that is really bad.LOL.
Sincere
Anonymous
Comment made on April 20, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
Nice work elbie,
K, ur friend is a friend of mine,
I’m sure u know how myspace works,
I enjoyed ur work, being I’m a self-style writter myself,n my book is 2b release soon,
If u have myspace please add me,
http://www.myspace.com/essadelowa
I admire smart, intelligent women,
of whom are over-looked these days,
by dumb-ass stupid men, smile,
have a stress-free day,
stay up n stay focus,
peace, unity n respect,
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eLbie
Comment made on April 20, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
couldn’t add you.. i have a ‘band’ page… add me at: myspace.com/elbie
Nolawi
Comment made on April 30, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
mts - i wished that you told us what happened after that you know- did they partake in the anal sex-
i hate anal sex btw
BlackSoultan
Comment made on January 20, 2009 @ 11:05 pm
Um, this has me baffled because I didn’t know people still did the online crush thing, and the plane ticket. Not grown folks at least. And you said he was a great wordsmith and has a record deal. Now, I’m no signed artist, but Ive had it offered. I only do it in my spare time, and let me tell ya: I can get my hands on groupies easily if that were my style. So dude you talkin’ about probably is used to that groupie love where he can do things that you call crazy and he calls “friday night”.
Stay away from entertainers. Especially successful ones (even remotely successful ones). They are used to things you wouldn’t want to be a part of.
Paula
Comment made on December 12, 2009 @ 12:47 am
This post needed to be written,I loved it.
knowledge
Comment made on December 12, 2009 @ 4:51 pm
Wow… what a story. Awesome post. Damn.